Bacon Muphin

How to win the ladies

How to win the ladies

I’m going off the rails on a crazy train!

I’m going off the rails on a crazy train!

Just an aquarium.

Just an aquarium.

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via theatomicboom)

“I s Wayne Brady gonna havta choke a bitch?”

(Source: considerableweirdness, via thepizzaqueen)

We will fight to the death

(Source: laufeysen, via theatomicboom)

All high-rises should have this

All high-rises should have this

Ships of the Desert.

Ships of the Desert.